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**NOTICE TO ALL STAFF**

REGARDING FOUL LANGUAGE


It has been brought to our attention that some members of staff are using unnecessary foul language whilst carrying out their duties. As certain more sensitive members may find this offensive, we feel this cannot be tolerated. We do, however, realise a need for workers to express themselves and in conjunction with our human resources team, have compiled a series of sample phrases we feel would be more appropriate.


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  • No f***ing way!
I'm sure that's not possible.
  • You're f***ing joking!
Really, that's interesting.
  • No c*** told me!
I'm afraid I wasn't involved in that project.
  • I've no f***ing time
Perhaps I'll consider working overtime.
  • You've not got a f***ing clue!
I think more training is required.
  • You are a f***ing w***er
You are my boss and I respect you.
  • This place is a f***ing mess
We're a little disorganised today.
  • F*** me
My goodness.
  • F*** off
I'll look into it and get back to you.
  • F*** off you a***hole
Your assistance is no longer required.
  • He's a f***ing p***k
He lacks experience in that area.
  • Who the f*** are you?
You're new here aren't you?
  • F*** it!!
Oh well, never mind.


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